View from our condo's balcony. All landscape photos below are from our balcony. It's ok to be jealous.

It’s that time of year again! Let’s bore everyone with vacation slides time! Yay!!

I mean, how many freaking palm tree and ocean shots can you look at??

You’re gonna look at HUNDREDS and LIKE it.

Don’t worry folks, I promise to mostly focus on Hawaiian FOOD here, and only throw in the occasional “eff you cuz you’re not in Hawaii and I am” beautiful landscape shot.

Enjoy!

MAUI BREWING COMPANY: There’s a green salad on the menu but I’ll kill you if you order it. Everything good here involves cheese. And delicious beers. The Mai Tai’s were OK, but I’d suggest ordering those Kalua Pork Nachos and the Fish and Chips and some of their beers and pig out!

http://www.mauibrewingco.com

First Hawaiian Dish of the trip. Pineapple Beef Slider - Maui Brewing Co.

Kalua Pork Nachos

Adult Mac and Cheese with Andoille Sausage, Mushroom and Truffle Oil

Adult Grilled Cheese Sandwich

These folks are concentrating hard on relaxing. A**holes on Phones. :)

Sunbathers in front of our condo

SORRY, I LIED, I THREW IN FAR TOO MANY LANDSCAPE SHOTS. I PROMISE, MUCH MORE FOOD IN THE NEXT POST!!

Big Beach

Chillin at Big Beach.

A dozen dead soldiers...

Veggie Summer Rolls for sale by a nude, strolling beach vendor.

Thelma and Louise on their way back from the party at Little Beach

Dancing at Little Beach. If you're in Maui and don't mind a little nudity, the Sunday beach party is legendary.

FOUR SEASONS LOUNGE: MUST VISIT! So freaking gorgeous for cocktails and apps in the very breezy and open outdoor lounge. Great view, very tasty sliders and really great drinks. EXPENSIVE, obviously. Even though in Hawaii there’s really only ONE season, you still pay for all four!

http://www.fourseasons.com/maui

Sunset at the Four Seasons, pure torture.

Mai Tai

Flatbread with Shrimp, White Cheddar and Caramelized Onions

Sliders!