The one thing Carla, (oops, used her real name. Let’s call her Schmarla) and I discovered about the kosher chinese in LA is that it’s not good.
It’s basically Panda Express that you’re paying triple the money for, and not nearly enough of that delicious, all natural breading.
I mean, everything here was OK, but no need to ever come back. Or go in the first place.
Unless your accountant ordered you to increase your monthly Chinese food expenditures, resulting in deeper tax reductions.
Schmarla said the chicken was so stringy and tough, it was like trying to eat Madonna!
What she’s basically saying is, if you’ve spent the day snorting bath salts and want to eat someone without committing murder, come to Shanghai.
Wow. I sure hope I didn’t leave my business card here! *gulps. locks door*
9401 W Pico Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90035