The classiest way to celebrate the dreaded V Day is to avoid the chocolate and rose cliches and simply consume mass quantities of ground beef smothered in mashed potatoes and then BREADED AND FRIED!!
If you haven’t been to Porto’s bakery before, that’s kind of what they specialize in.
As well as beef pies and empanadas and guava cheese danish.
If it’s pastry stuffed with meat, potatoes or dairy, than sign me up.
And I won’t stop eating until my appearance can guarantee that I will be single next Valentine’s Day as well.